May 2012
coepi:
things i am scared of doing:
ordering food in a restaurant
walking down a busy high street on my own
talking to people on the phone
eating in front of people
asking for help in a shop
meeting new people
being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
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how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
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Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
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threepac:
you say “excuse me please”, I say “out of my way peasant”
“I have for the first time found what I can truly love–I have found you. You are...”
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“I’d study the science of you ‘til I turned it into an art.
The way your atoms...”
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“‘Why do beautiful songs make you sad?’
‘Because they aren’t true.’
‘Never?’...”
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me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
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